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June 17, 2015

While not all of the original comments or Scrineblog entries have made it home to roost quite yet, it appears the days of newscrine.com have come to a close.

Scrine.com is back in business.  Still lacking a decent mobile access, but we're getting close.

... read older news items

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November 06, 2007
Theme From Spice Cops :: Keith :: 0
Bland boys, bland boys, whatcha goin’ do, whatcha goin’ do when they season you?
As Ginger struggled in the detective’s hands, she twisted around and near spat at him as she said “yeah, copper, you got me bang to rights, but you’ll never get my sisters, they got smarts and you, you got nothing!”
November 04, 2007
“Well, sugar” said D.I Garam, “let me tell you this for nothing, there ain’t no way known that turmeric is a ‘real good face powder’ and both you and me know it”
November 03, 2007
Spice Cops :: boot :: 0
Spices are so damn nice that one day I can imagine they will be outlawed (and I’ll be in gaol).
May 15, 2007
1) Not your average aromatic Eurasian perennial.
May 01, 2007
pantry war :: heather :: 0
Frazzled at her sass, ginger snapped and told the cinnamon to stick it.
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