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All Spice pushed the piece of apple pie under her nose and awaited his earned validation while keeping one hairy eyeball to the diners entrance knowing the cinnamon gang wouldn't be far behind looking to commonize his best work.
Lt. Pink Salt stopped on the pole where she had been spinning for hours trying to generate enough heat to start a fire and screamed at Officer All Spice when he fished the Bic lighter out of his Parka , " what are you good for anyway?!?".
Having learned of the cops sensible aversion to the evil stuff, and in complete violation of the Geneva convention, all the major gangs took to surrounding their marijuana grows with cilantro -- a surefire way to keep the cops and K-9's out.
Having only ever eaten (and for that matter heard of) chocolate truffles, you can imagine Intern Smith's surprise when he sneaked a black truffle out of the evidence room, tossed it in his mouth and chomped down.
When Kara Wei fell in love with Detective Seid she could hardly wait to get married and begin hyphenating.
“These muffins my wife made for me are either flavored with almonds or laced with cyanide,” Juan said, offering Officer Poppy a bite.
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