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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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middle age :: pam

Harry Potter remembered the dreadful day Dumbledore had told him he must either kill Voldemort, or be killed; however, over the years, the lack of a timeframe for this showdown had stretched his fear into a kind of rubbery anxiety, so that often he could not recall exactly what was worrying him.

    TAGS:  books, death, anxiety, worry, Harry Potter

Don’t worry if, before trying to retrieve your keyring from inside a mailbox, it doesn’t occur to you that you might become stuck, because you’ll have plenty of time to consider it after the fact.

    TAGS:  time, confessions, worry, consideration, regret, keys, mailbox

illusory :: pam

Which is worse - that my scriner stats are about to be overtaken by an imaginary person, or that I’m actually worried about it?

    TAGS:  worry, stats

schedule :: pam

I’ll give her 24 hours to write me back and tell me not to worry, and then ... I’ll probably keep worrying anyway, but at least I’ll be a worrier on a schedule.

    TAGS:  worry

Perpetual worry went so well with everything in Julie’s closet, scarves and earrings made her feel overdressed.

    TAGS:  worry, clothing, Monday, scarves

It’s not the size of the bricks I’m shitting, so much as their edges and corners that I worry about.

    TAGS:  fear, worry, sharp

Suddenly she was worried that the eye tic was not just a sign of a strange neurological disorder, but proof that someone, late into the dark night, had stolen into her room and planted a bomb beneath her eyelid.

    TAGS:  1st Sentence, eyes, worry, bombs

the best policy :: boot

After being nearly sleepless for weeks, in the sick bed and sick with worry, Jean finally drummed up the courage to have that conversation.

    TAGS:  worry

Terror Birds! :: Keith

I know there are some who worry incessantly that ducks are up to no good, but personally, it’s the terror bird I’m losing sleep over.

    TAGS:  birds, ducks, dinosaurs, duck - the bird, worry, terror, prehistoric, terror bird

Order, Order! :: boot

“I say again your honour, that this woman can not, nay must not be held responsible for the actions of her own words.”

    TAGS:  words, worry, libel

novelty :: steve

The nice thing about life is it’s always looking for new ways to become complicated, so we don’t have to lose sleep worrying about the same old things all the time.

    TAGS:  sleep, worry, complicated, observation, repetition

According to the diary kept by Henry during the climb, it was Emilio who left early on that day in search of breakfast gravy, and not Henry, who opted to stay behind and worry.

    TAGS:  Henry, worry, breakfast, gravy, diary

(Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bra) As it turns out, the brassiere serves an important secondary function: keeping your nipples from freezing off.

    TAGS:  weather, worry, Winter, brassieres, function, bras, nipples, freeze

Sum-sum-summertime :: 'mouse

Sometimes life is so calm and pleasant you begin to worry that it can never last.

    TAGS:  happiness, worry, Summer


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