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Swappin :: Jo

“Take my wife, please!” said the barista, and because this was the only part of the joke that Hiroshi overheard, he figured he’d just discovered yet another odd American custom.

    TAGS:  wife, jokes, misunderstandings

“And have him eavesdropping on our every conversation,” Henry told his wife, “thanks but no thanks, we will not be naming that puppy Milhouse, and that’s final.”

    TAGS:  Henry, dog, wife, conversation, eavesdrop

Much to Henry’s surprise, his wife was as hard to give away as a bucket of zucchini.

    TAGS:  Henry, wife, buckets, zucchini, July, surprise

Some say Henry disappeared one night on his personal blimp, but others say he’s just hiding in the basement from his wife.

    TAGS:  Henry, night, basements, blimp, wife, hiding, disappear

Henry Naps :: Keith

“Woman,” Henry told his wife, “you’re disrupting some important work in zero momentum time travel with that racket, now stop vacuuming and get away from my chair.”

    TAGS:  Henry, work, marriage, time travel, chairs, wife, vacuum, momentum

Cautious Lives :: Keith

“No, I won’t go cycling,” Henry told his wife, reminding her for what seemed like the thousandth time that they’d never be able to outrun Godzilla on bikes, and that just because they lived in Toledo was no reason they shouldn’t live cautious lives.

    TAGS:  Henry, bicycles, wife, caution, Godzilla, Toledo

Henry taught the ferrets to sleep inside his slippers so that when he woke up in the morning and slipped out of bed, his feet would have something instantly warm to slip into; the musky ferret smell also happened to break his wife of her irritating foot fetish, which he’d never enjoyed one bit.

    TAGS:  Henry, bed, wife, footwear, fetish, odor, favorite titles - keith, ferrets

My wife has promised me that right after the baby is born, we can high five in the delivery room—she’s promised!

    TAGS:  baby, wife, promises, high five

Imagine my disappointment, after arriving at my wife’s grandmother’s house, to discover that we were not there to pick up a cyborg.

    TAGS:  family, wife, cyborgs, homophonish


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