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Voices
Bah! :: grudknows

Grud, despite recovering from the flu, prepared a voice sample to humour those scriners who’d asked her and Boot to do one. But then couldn’t find anyway to upload it… so didn’t.

    TAGS:  grud, bah, voices


Um… yeah - here’s the voice sample - I think (grud_flu_sample.mp3).

    TAGS:  grud, voices


Voices in my head :: Br. Ezra

Contrary to what you might think I have no problem hearing voices in my head, after all it’s you they don’t seem to like…No mother, I will not kill for you again!

    TAGS:  voices, strange voices


I want a refund :: Br. Ezra

Earlier this week my spiritual counselor advised me to be quiet and listen for the still, small voice within and I will get the answers the I seek, but each time I follow her advice all I hear is that same Marlboro coated voice saying, “Elvis, we got to win that race!

    TAGS:  Elvis, voices, spiritual guidance


 

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