Home of the lost, lonely and forgotten sentence

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Every sentence backed by solid science.

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Windy winter :: Snow

I woke with a start and was mildly disappointed to discover that enormous trolls were not battering my house, but merely 80mph winds.

    TAGS:  disappointment, Winter, trolls, windy

Old :: 'mouse

After the ugly, troll-like creature with bags under its eyes stared woefully at him from the other side of the bathroom mirror for the third day in a row, Juan decided to remove all the mirrors in his house.

    TAGS:  aging, mirrors, Juan, trolls

Laundry Troll :: pam

Not to be confused with the Prize Pants Troll, the Laundry Troll is infamous for sticking orange crayons and tax-deductable receipts into the pockets of pants that are about to go into the wash.

    TAGS:  crayons, laundry, trolls

Becky Waits :: boot

As she sat on the edge of the world, the girl wove patterns of colour and ribbons of smells, entwining fairies, dragonflies, pistachio nuts, jacaranda blossoms, trolls, harps and anything else that made her smile.

    TAGS:  Becky the Harlequin, harlequin, blossoms, entwine, trolls, harps, dragonflies, jacaranda

In my humble opinion people who start out sentences with the first four words of this one, IMHO or similar need to be walked on like the doormat they are pretending to be… I’m just saying!

    TAGS:  arrogance, trolls, IMHO, in my humble opinion


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