Home of the lost, lonely and forgotten sentence

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Every sentence backed by solid science.

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“The mints are mine,” she snarled while Wintergreen scented spittle dribbled down her chin and specks of white mint flew from her mouth, with eyes overdialated from a sugar overdose, she dug into the candy bowl for just one more Lifesaver induced fix.

    TAGS:  candy, spittle, sugar overdose, mints

“I don’t care what you say, ducks do NOT have bristles” argued Gertie with such passion and energy that a wee bit of spittle managed to jump across, landing neatly on the tip of a slightly grossed out Betty’s nose.

    TAGS:  ducks, duck - the bird, Betty, bristles, Gertie, spittle, thistles, whistles

spittle duck :: boot

Sometimes the title is better than the sentence could ever be.

    TAGS:  ducks, duck - the bird, spittle, sentence titles

A baby’s spittle contains a high concentration of contempt which almost always goes undetected by both doctors and parents because of the infant’s inability to spit accurately.

    TAGS:  babies, contempt, spittle, Keith's Guides to Everything


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