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Snacks

You swear by snoballs, the next person by ho-hos, some by cupcakes and others by twinkies, but me, I need the entire quadrumvirate of evil to cure what ails me.

    TAGS:  food, evil, hunger, cupcakes, snacks, junk food


Bob snacks :: 'mouse

Bob stood in the snack aisle, trying to choose between Cheetos and spicy pork rinds, wondering if the choice could be seen as a reflection of larger things—Mexico versus the United States, natural verus chemical, etc.—or if it was really nothing more than a choice between two crappy snacks, either of which would fail to alleviate his depression for even a moment and which would, regardless of his his choice, soon enough leave him feeling slightly ill.

    TAGS:  Bob, indecision, snacks


whip-snack-bam :: boot

All things considered, Gertrude was just relieved the damn thing hadn’t poofed as well.

    TAGS:  bam, snacks, poof


My secret shame :: 'mouse

I eat girl snacks.

    TAGS:  food, confessions, china, snacks


bad snacks, part 5 :: You can call me, 'Sir'

Yak loaf on rye and a warm bottle of Yoo-Hoo.

    TAGS:  snacks


The plate of brownies on top of the office refrigerator are not yet public knowledge.

    TAGS:  work, office, brownies, snacks


Food of the Gods :: 'mouse

I was looking in the office fridge for an afternoon snack; Guinness will do nicely.

    TAGS:  beer, food, Guinness, snacks


Dogeye :: Keith

Sometimes my dog cuddles up too close and I get some dogeye fluid in my eye and for about a half an hour everything looks like a tasty snack.

    TAGS:  dogs, eyes, cuddling, eyeballs, snacks, tasty, fluids


 

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