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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

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• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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I must tell the world that although my younger daughter is quite smelly and dirty at this moment, she left the house this morning clean and in fact shiny.

    TAGS:  children, smelly

My public :: 'mouse

The best way to ensure another person will promptly show up to your open house is to cut yourself some nice sharp cheese.

    TAGS:  cheese, smelly, house inspections

realist :: boot

Everyone in the world is more interesting up close, even if they happen to be smelly.

    TAGS:  people, smelly, realism

Stink! :: Jo

She tried to live in the now, except when the now included such things as driving past the oil refinery in bumper to bumper traffic.

    TAGS:  smelly, traffic, stinky, petroleum products

He could think of no logical reason why his bedroom smelled like a hamster cage, but instead of worrying or cleaning, he amused himself by telling the dog, “Maybe I just need fresh cedar shavings.”

    TAGS:  smelly, hamsters


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