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Rufus thinks the shopkeep in Alamogordo was not particularly friendly when he sold Schuster the dynamite, but my friend Schuster said that he’d thought the man was exceedingly friendly, considering the last time they’d met had involved a 12-gauge and the man’s naked, 15 year old daughter.

    TAGS:  Rufus & Schuster, dynamite, shotguns, New Mexico

In the late 1960’s the CIA developed a covert ops program – code named Farmer’s Daughter – to entrap foreign dignitaries of least favored nations by sneaking naked 15 year old girls into their hotel rooms, and then – after arming their father’s with shot guns – telling the salt-of-the-earth Americans what rooms their daughter’s where currently staying.

    TAGS:  CIA, covert operations, hotels, shotguns, salt-of-the-earth, farmer's daughters

...Die Hard :: OhNo789

Mr. Kaufman, a high school choir teacher, was normally so absorbed in his own conversations that he couldn’t hear someone standing right beside him yelling bloody murder, but one day when on the other side of a crowded noisy room another teacher mentioned his ex wife he stopped what he was doing, raised an imaginary shotgun, and shot the student he was discussing pitch with in the chest, yelling “BANG,” then, “sorry, old habits”

    TAGS:  habits, shotguns


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