Like a good old-fashioned love in, only with words

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Words, glorious words.

  • Many fine examples of semicolon abuse.

  • Every sentence backed by solid science.

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And getting a new, shiny, flashy Scrine that won’t give us all tetanus because it won’t load correctly on the Internet Explorer browsers on our office computers (hint, hint Keith!).

    TAGS:  scrineiverse, tetanus

has been lost to the Scwicky monster, it’s as if time ceases to exist…

    TAGS:  scrineiverse, wiki, scwiki

Breaking News! :: 'mouse

AP-Sacramento —Investigators now believe that the thermonuclear-like explosion and subsequent melt-down of the entire Bay Area was not a terrorist act, but was caused when a largely unknown website, Scrine, attempted to monetize itself by adding Google’s “context-sensitive” advertising to the Scrine website and wiki, triggering the immediate, simultaneous spontaneous combustion of all of the famous search company’s server-bots.

    TAGS:  advertising, scrineiverse, Google, spontaneous combustion

a mind :: e

but one of its own, our scrinebird has.

    TAGS:  scrineiverse

Abbrev. :: Jo

A Scriner’s conference would be short indeed.

    TAGS:  scrineiverse

scrineiverse spells #2 :: grudknows

Mary-Ann, Betty-Sue’s self-proclaimed nemesis, measured her cham hastily and without care (her only aim being to create astronauts before that skank Betty-Sue) - unfortunately, in her hurry she become tongue-tied and stuttered while speaking the ancient words, causing her cham turn in to a pile of steaming ... (well, it’s probably best we don’t say).

    TAGS:  ancient words, astronauts, Betty-Sue, scrineiverse, Mary-Ann, nemesis

There is little sadder to me than seeing that ‘mouse is the author of seven of the last eight sentences (now 9 of 8).

    TAGS:  scrineiverse

Goliard and ‘mouse :: JadedBeauty

Google “scrine.comr” and you will be either happy or mad.

    TAGS:  scrineiverse

You’ve got mail :: 'mouse

This guy thinks he knows where sentences come from… all I know is where they belong - on Scrine.

    TAGS:  scrineiverse

Ten years threatened to pass without hardly a peep, as if the giant hands of God were reaching out over the table, grating generous amounts of fresh silence over the entire meal.

    TAGS:  silence, scrineiverse

Maybe I'll try a feeding tube, but with so many rusted welds, I imagine it'll only lead to a big mess.

    TAGS:  scrineiverse


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