Scrabble's illegitimate love child

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Every sentence backed by solid science.

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Scrine Moves Home

As the youngest of three kids, I never got to be the first to do anything…the new scrine continues in that brave tradition.

    TAGS:  scrine moves home, last, youngest child

Do not join Scrine when you are at the office where you can not pick up your personal e-mail and are thus forced to wait six hours until you can go home to pick up your activation code, you stupid, stupid woman, you!

    TAGS:  scrine moves home

deja vu :: Snow

She looked around in amazement, certain she’d been here before.

    TAGS:  scrine moves home, deja vu

Boot took off her ... well, her boot actually… and dipped her big toe delicately in the cool, refreshing water and thought “hmm, quite nice really”.

    TAGS:  toes, boot - the person, scrine moves home, testing

Ain't no other place but this place, so this must be the place.

    TAGS:  scrine moves home

the counter goes round and round, i should be hearing portishead, but i’m not, neither on the old bird nor the new, and i’m wondering if perhaps i’ve strained something in all this moving about (and, i remind you all again, leaving behind my golden commenting crown…)

    TAGS:  scrine moves home, The Rusty Metal Bird

she’s been MIA lately.

    TAGS:  scrine moves home, missing in action, mercuryfern

hee hee :: e

hey ‘mouse, looka me, i’m the king of the birdcage!!! (but don’t say anything, just look, or i won’t be up here anymore.)

    TAGS:  scrine idiosyncrasies, scrine moves home

for Friday the 13th but where is Imaginary Keith, did anybody get him outta the closet?—you know how absorbed he gets gazing at the pickle bottle.

    TAGS:  scrine moves home, Imaginary Keith

I’m bored with writing ‘test’ or variants thereof, so this time I ask the big question; is scrine made of cheese?

    TAGS:  scrine moves home, cheese, whoops, testing

that little cursive squiggle e is how i sign my name, and how i started getting called e in the first place so it looks like this is a good place for me (or, when i was stuck on the m-less keyboard that would have come out a good place for e, which amounts to much the same thing.)

    TAGS:  scrine moves home

just checking. haven’t heard anything since saturday and then mouse said you “changed the rules.” there were rules?I just thought you were busy…

    TAGS:  scrine moves home

Moving over sentences from Old Scrine, I made myself laugh when I saw one I'd forgotten all about.

Five years after Roger’s arranged marriage to the deaf-mute girl from Bakersfield, his…

    TAGS:  scrine moves home, Bakersfield, laughter


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