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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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While the ability to ignore dead rodents isn’t necessarily the most attractive personality trait a person can have, it does, from time to time, come in quite handy.

    TAGS:  dead, rodents, ignore

by all rights :: goliard

the mouse in the kitchen should’ve sent me running in blind fear; but i decided to turn the tables and pursue him relentlessly (after all, it was my crumb).

    TAGS:  rodents, mice

mind your step :: boot

Boot bent down and carefully picked the rodent shaped, mushy grey lump of thoughts out of the filthy water, then she took it home, hosed it off and placed it on a lofty shelf, nestled amongst the cleansing soaps of purity.

    TAGS:  mouse, rodents, gutter

just take it to the bird, where the resident rodent/counsel will immediately make you feel all better, or as close to it as is possible presently.

    TAGS:  community, rodents, whirl

“Squeek, Squeek…Thhhhppt..‘ourch’..groan…fwap, fwap,fwapity, fwap…squeek..ahhhh…Thhhppt…Ewwww…squeek.”

    TAGS:  rodents, squeak

Warning Ignored :: Br. Ezra

The rodent population of the tiny island nation of Habitralia voted to ignore the White House’s warning regarding their new nuclear program.

    TAGS:  White House, rodents, hamsters, gerbils, habitralia, nuclear

Score: mouse - two white peaches, ‘mouse - nada

    TAGS:  rodents, peaches


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