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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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To Live For :: Jo

Each day life ponies up one thing in consolation; for mouse, it is a mango, a papaya, or a drink involving a blender; for some perhaps a perfectly aligned set of pens or a well-struck guitar chord; for me, it is deliciously cool rice pudding with cinnamon and raisins.

    TAGS:  mangoes, life, cinnamon, pudding

The thought of those buttery, jammy delights sitting in a box in an undisclosed location caused the suffering, zingy woman to utter ineffectual phrases such as “mad enough to have kittens” and “angry enough to spit barbed wire”.

    TAGS:  jam, yearning, pudding, zing, undisclosed

A New Fantasy :: Br. Ezra

Each night Sarah Chalke comes into my room dressed in her worn, blue scrubs and eats pudding off my stomach.

    TAGS:  pudding, fantasies


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