Scrine ~ one part truth, two parts made up truth

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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Rite of passage :: 'mouse

“Billy,” his father explained as he comforted the boy and wiped his tears away, “it’s kind of a rite of passage—a damn painful one to be sure, and I’ll bet you’re a lot more careful from here on out—but at some point every guy has gotten stuck in his zipper.”

    TAGS:  penis, ouch, zippers

Guerrilla No More :: 'mouse

Carlos learned the hard way that the primary purpose of underwear is to keep a layer of protective fabric between zipper and sensitive flesh.

    TAGS:  underwear, ouch, zipper

Ralph found that an occasional hangover was an excellent way to stay humble.

    TAGS:  alcohol, drinking, hangovers, ouch

Chainsaws 101 :: 'mouse

Chainsaw chains come labelled with green (low kick-back), yellow (high kick-back) and red (fucker will make your saw attack you like a rabid rottweiler) and you will learn to respect the warnings at no little cost in blood, assuming you survive.

    TAGS:  bloody, chainsaws, ouch


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