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I have nothing more to say but I can’t linger longer on my current number of posts; this oughta do it.

    TAGS:  superstitions, numbers

Last week I met with a numerologist with the hope of understanding my failed marriages, but all she could come up with for my fifty bucks were a few tentative dates when I may or may not lose another wallet, and/or car keys, and my pet turtle (which I’m both excited and sad about, since I don’t currently have a pet turtle, but am now worried about getting someday, since it sounds like I’ll just lose him.)

    TAGS:  turtles, numbers

Hey, check out the commenting scores; does ‘mouse get a prize?

    TAGS:  scrine idiosyncrasies, numbers

the dance of joy :: grudknows

Grudknows did a little jig of delight after hearing that she had an interview for a six week work assignment, hearing she may have the chance of getting some after hours work (as well) and (on a much sillier note) - this morning there were 68 posts in the off topic thread she started in the fan forum before she went home last night.

    TAGS:  grud, dance of joy, numbers

I don’t know why I hadn’t realised it before now, but suddenly it’s all so clear that the number of the duck is ...

    TAGS:  ducks, duck - other, numbers

counting :: boot

We can’t help ourselves, can we.

    TAGS:  obsession, numbers

oh, eight :: boot

And as the sun sets on this day of many eights, I smile warmly and think only of that happy little girl I was once, the one set dizzy with joy by the sight of a curvaceous and sumptuous number, and I say thank you, number 8.

    TAGS:  obsession, numbers, dizzy, sumptuous

How it looks :: boot

It looks like a year without an 8 in it, that’s how.

    TAGS:  obsession, New Years, numbers


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