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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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cold :: e

A summer cold is a nasty animal.

    TAGS:  Summer, colds, nasty

People are nasty.

    TAGS:  people, nasty, thoughts

Is it really so much to ask that after having fun at Coney Island all day- after riding the Wonder Wheel and the Cyclone, drinking beer, eating hotdogs, listening to the Scissor Sisters and The Stills, dancing for three hours- that I should be able to get onto the F train and not be laughed at to my face for ten minutes just because there is absolutely no way in hell you will ever see the living definition of perfection which is my breasts?

    TAGS:  breasts, perfection, nasty, teasing

fortune 23 :: boot

Your leg will drop off.

    TAGS:  nasty

mucky jobs :: boot

It’s amazing how unimportant you are at work, until there’s something really mucky to be done, and then you’re Little Ms Wonderful.

    TAGS:  nasty, mucky

nasty :: boot

Cyan almost sounds too nasty to be a colour.

    TAGS:  colour, Crayola, cyan, colour-issues, emotions, nasty

I don't know if the problem in the men's room relates to a bowel disturbance or to the improper disposal of leftover kimchee, but I do know that we don't pay the janitorial staff nearly enough.

    TAGS:  nasty


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