More fun than Shakespeare's bones






What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



's notes



Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



Please Choose







Enjoy the Benefits!

  • Words, glorious words.

  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

  • Free pancakes at participating restaurants.

Member Log In

Username:



Password:


 Remember me

Show my name in the online users list

      Lost your password?

Become a Scriner!

Username:



Email:



A password will be e-mailed to you.

Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (19115)
Comments: 11%


Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

Logged In

 

Subscribed To:

  • What? No tag subscriptions?
  •  
  • Do you require a doctor?








Monsters

“Would I ever have dreamt, when I did my first case before some terrifying old monster a London Sessions, that I would ever sit discussing the erotic effect of an argument about the American President on a High Court Judge?”

    TAGS:  monsters, Rumpole


I wish the weatherman would refer to rain as a monster; it would be much more exciting.

    TAGS:  monsters, housecleaning


Cloverfield :: Br. Ezra

If rain is monsters (as Keith has suggested) then snow must be Cloverfield.

    TAGS:  monsters


I have no idea what it is or where it came from, but it’s lurking in the back of my fridge and I know that one day it will rule the world.

    TAGS:  lurking, monsters, slime


bump :: boot

Things that go in the night, might.

    TAGS:  bump, monsters


Self-doubt is a slavering monster that lurks in the tiniest of spaces.

    TAGS:  monsters, slavering, self doubt


I understood myself a little better after going through a scrapbook my mother once kept and saw a picture I’d drawn with the caption, written in my mother’s cursive, “Monsters from Outer Limits, age 2 years 11 months.”

    TAGS:  monsters


 

Copyright @ 2005 - 2017


143 queries in 0.7460 seconds