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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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Misheard Lyrics

When I sleep at, night, if I sleep at all, it’s with hands clenched tight in fists of rage.

    TAGS:  misheard lyrics

MY friend and I discovered that his roommate thought that Michael Jackson’s, “Don’t Go Chasin’ Waterfalls” was actually about water conservation when he started to sing along with the radio, “Don’t go wastin’ water y’all.”

    TAGS:  Michael Jackson, misheard lyrics, waterfalls

Little puce coupe

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Elton John on Acid :: Br. Ezra

Hold my toaster you tiny hamster.

    TAGS:  hamsters, Elton John, misheard lyrics

head with a hole :: goliard

I like to think Trent Reznor wrote that one for me.

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