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Old :: 'mouse

After the ugly, troll-like creature with bags under its eyes stared woefully at him from the other side of the bathroom mirror for the third day in a row, Juan decided to remove all the mirrors in his house.

    TAGS:  aging, mirrors, Juan, trolls

From behind :: pam

The new, mirrored photo frame on Madeline’s desk enabled her to see what fresh hell was sneaking up on her.

    TAGS:  mirrors, cubicles, sneaking, Madeline

I used to think Miss Jane was a figment of my imagination, but sometimes I worry that she’s actually the woman sitting across from me.

    TAGS:  Miss Jane, mirrors, troubling, figment

I find it easy not to think about gravity, although from what I saw in the mirror this morning, I’m still heavy on its mind.

    TAGS:  aging, mirrors, gravity

Maddy avoided three-way mirrors on the principle that humans were not meant to know what their own behinds looked like, and further, that a woman should only receive information about her own behind from kindly friends.

    TAGS:  mirrors, friendship

Boobies R Good :: 'mouse

“I was looking at my boobs in the mirror last night, and I just want to say, you’re a lucky guy to get to play with them like you do - they look Yummy!” explained Julie to her boyfriend who didn’t disagree, but who found the whole conversation just slightly disturbing.

    TAGS:  boobies, mirrors, boobs, yummy

broken mirror :: 'mouse

Something is definitely broken in my mirror; that guy in there is older and saggier and sadder looking than even my father ever was.

    TAGS:  aging, mirrors, getting old sucks


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