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pie :: Keith

Men don’t talk much about love, unless you mean their love of pie; if a man loves pie, there’s no shutting him up.

    TAGS:  pie, men, stoicism

The man has really great hamstrings.

    TAGS:  muscles, men

fortune :: Jo

That guy across from you is not worth the effort.

    TAGS:  advice, fortune, men

Male Beauty :: 'mouse

His legs transitioned to his ass in such a smooth way as to make one think of sculpture reflecting muscle rather than muscle itself.

    TAGS:  beauty, ass, muscles, men

SAT Question :: 'mouse

As woman is to shoes, man is to a) fish, b) bicycles, c) MP3s.

    TAGS:  shoes, women, men, sexist

I was sitting quietly at my desk when I heard a young female voice say, “You know, I just HATE men who drink diet soda” and suddenly a chorus of other female voices chiming in their agreement.

    TAGS:  men, diet soda, double standards

Why should it take the tears of a woman to see how men are?

    TAGS:  tears, sayings, women, men, seeing

Dogs and men :: pam

Though she had lived with her fair share of both all her life, Patti was still amazed at how long dogs and men could sleep.

    TAGS:  dogs, sleeping, men, Patti

Muriel envied her coworker Roger’s “down time”, admired his nerve as he played computer Solitaire, and positively seethed with resentment that he didn’t even have Christmas shopping because his wife had done it all for him.

    TAGS:  work, Muriel, coworkers, men

“I find dirty, sweaty, hard-working men sexy.”

    TAGS:  guest scriner, mouse, men, sweaty

gps :: 'mouse

Jason was just about to turn on GPS tracking so he could secretly follow his wife’s whereabouts when he realized that he didn’t want to know if her life was as boring as he believed it was, and he really didn’t want to know if it was more exciting.

    TAGS:  affairs, women, men, GPS

The women giggled and blinked, openly flirting with the men hidden behind the huge pile of shit.

    TAGS:  ego, women, men


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