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They whirled across the floor, sparking occasionally as their shells scraped across the concrete, criss-crossing paths and twirling under the stars, all of them happily oblivious to the lurking danger that was the hidden duck.

    TAGS:  ducks, duck - the bird, snails, lurking, silvery

There was a piece of ‘literature’ lurking under her desk that bore part of her name, displayed cleavage and was depravedly titled “For Love or Power”.

    TAGS:  cleavage, lurking, depraved, literature

Stirrings :: Keith

The terror that once lurked only in shadows and in the far reaches of people’s darkest thoughts, now sensed the world’s growing apathy and began its long, slow crawl into the light.

    TAGS:  apathy, shadows, lurking, terror, ominous

IT :: boot

Who knows what it is, but it’s lurking and it’s waiting and you know it’s you that it wants.

    TAGS:  lurking, it

Mr Fearnot :: boot

Fred Fearnot lurked menacingly around the corner - after all, if you’re going to lurk, it may as well be menacing.

    TAGS:  lurking, menacing

boss safari :: pam

They are lurking right outside - I sense them! - preparing to pounce on me and force me to perform mendacities on my own spreadsheets.

    TAGS:  office work, bosses, lurking, safari, pouncing

lurking boots :: boot

Peering around the corner of the cupboard, the long, leathery boot waited and watched.

    TAGS:  boots - the footwear, lurking

Nothing lurks quite so well as midnight words of menace.

    TAGS:  words, lurking, menace

It is lurking, it is hiding, it can see you and you can sense it’s imminent, feathery and dread-filled return.

    TAGS:  doom, chickens, chicken - the bird, Chicken of Doom, dread, lurking, imminent

I have no idea what it is or where it came from, but it’s lurking in the back of my fridge and I know that one day it will rule the world.

    TAGS:  lurking, monsters, slime


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