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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Sentences worth shaking a stick at.

  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

  • Free pancakes at participating restaurants.

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Comments: 11%

Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
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Bee :: boot

The key hovered gently in front of her, occasionally startling itself with a mild hiccup and skidding slightly sideways, until some coworkers walked towards her area, and the key zoomed back down onto the board, nestling in again amongst Vee and En.

    TAGS:  bees, letters

Boot glanced guardedly beneath her solicitous Scrine at the befuddling, bemusing and abstruse admixture of alphabetical articluates and was stunned speechless.

    TAGS:  words, befuddling, letters

The little collections of letters wandered in and out of the full stops, contentedly pecking and clucking at the inks and papers.

    TAGS:  words, letters, pecking

Quickly the Scrine zombies lurched through the night, hunting for more brains, drawling clever sentences, and throwing random letters in the air.

    TAGS:  Alphabetti Spaghetti, brains, zombies, scriners, letters

uninitiated :: boot

Now there’s a word that’s gotten carried away with itself.

    TAGS:  words, letters

Oh Dear :: Jo

In my experience, a letter from a lawyer is rarely filled with good news.

    TAGS:  lawyers, news, letters

Isabella squirmed as she lowered her hand into the Q Jar, doing her best not to think about all those curly little tails trying to touch her.

    TAGS:  letters, disgusted, Isabella, squeamish, language goodness, squirmed

On a shelf above her bed, Isabella kept a jar for every single letter she’d ever loved, but for obvious reasons, had to keep the P Jar hidden from her little brother.

    TAGS:  letters, Isabella, language goodness

Sometimes Isabella would sneak into grandpa’s room late at night and try to capture his snores for her Z Jar.

    TAGS:  letters, Isabella, language goodness

I was deathly afraid of Isabella’s B Jar, but she’d just reach in giggling and pull out all sorts of funny things that didn’t sting or buzz at all.

    TAGS:  letters, Isabella, language goodness


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