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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Rub shoulders with literary giants.

  • Many fine examples of semicolon abuse.

  • Best secret handshake west of the Mississippi.

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Never one to stand around doing nothing, Peter made it a point to locate a comfortable chair whenever entering a room.

    TAGS:  Peter, comfort, laziness

While to some it may seem like laziness, I know that my cat spends 22 hours a day on the same cushion of the couch in pursuit of her dream to be the first animal/fabric molecular fusion.

    TAGS:  cats, ambition, laziness, molecular fusion

Lazy much? :: pam

As a matter of fact, I am waiting for someone to light a fire under me, thanks for asking - and I wish they’d hurry, because I’m getting damn tired of just dicking around here.

    TAGS:  laziness, sarcasm, dicking around, light a fire

If you document your procrastination and laziness, then post or publish your notes in a public forum, your employer will be forced to take you serious when you threaten a discrimination suit against them for firing you for not doing your job.

    TAGS:  procrastination, laziness, Keith's Guides to Everything

Becky Heckle got really mad whenever she saw a lazy person yawn.

    TAGS:  anger management, Becky Heckle, laziness

I know there is no such group as Lazy Ass Negligents Anonymous, but that certainly hasn't stopped me from not starting one.

    TAGS:  laziness, support groups, negligence


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