Home of the lost, lonely and forgotten sentence

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Rub shoulders with literary giants.

  • Many fine examples of semicolon abuse.

  • Free pancakes at participating restaurants.

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law :: e

I am the least litigious of persons but nonetheless it seems that I am forced to file a claim against my Hostile Workplace.

    TAGS:  work, law, litigious

Rufus thought that society only functioned when accompanied by a clear and precise set of laws, but my friend Schuster thought that was the stupidest thing he’d ever heard, and reminded Rufus that while the laws were put in place to protect people, they only really applied to the idiots stupid enough to get caught.

    TAGS:  Rufus & Schuster, society, law

Mee and Yu :: 'mouse

It seemed natural that after Sue Mee emigrated to the United States she would become a lawyer, but no one could ever have imagined she would meet her future law partner, Sue Yu while in school.

    TAGS:  Chinese, law, funnies

The Law :: littledevilworks

Not that I'm really game for doing illegal things; it gets my goody two shoes dirty.

    TAGS:  law, goodytwoshoes, illegal


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