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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


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• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



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• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


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• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



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Laundry

The weekend is the time when all good Scriners do laundry and mow the lawn, hearts not quite in the job as their hands twitch on imaginary keyboards; they are prone to sudden outbursts of single convoluted sentences out of severe Scrinewithdrawal.

    TAGS:  scriners, laundry


Laundry Troll :: pam

Not to be confused with the Prize Pants Troll, the Laundry Troll is infamous for sticking orange crayons and tax-deductable receipts into the pockets of pants that are about to go into the wash.

    TAGS:  crayons, laundry, trolls


Clean Enough :: Keith

Many mistakenly believe in two types of men’s blue jeans—clean and dirty—which completely ignores one of the most overlooked kinds of all—clean enough.

    TAGS:  time, laundry, wash board


lost sock :: hysterium

Julia hung back, hoping to be the lost sock in the load of laundry that was the tour group from her small Texas town.

    TAGS:  socks, lost, laundry, Texas, tour


Mt. Laundry :: littledevilworks

The towering Mt. Vesuvius of laundry decorated the middle of the room; Tammy glared at it menacingly armed with detergent, bleach and dryer sheets - there was only room for one of them in this small bedroom.

    TAGS:  bleach, laundry, household chores, Mt. Vesuvius


“Oops, two second rule,” she said, upon dropping her unmentionables on the dirty laundromat floor when moving them from the washer to the dryer.

    TAGS:  laundry


If it’s Labor Day… :: Ontario Emperor

If it’s Labor Day, then why am I doing laundry?

    TAGS:  laundry


At night, everyone's pockets fill with tiny, glistening stars that they grab by the handful and toss up into the sky, although sometimes one or two will slip through a person's fingers and end up in the laundry, but that's okay because stars always make the clothes extra clean.

    TAGS:  stars, laundry, night sky, Keith's World


It feels as though we should wander from room to room haunting our own lives, making dinner, folding the laundry.

    TAGS:  love, ghosts, dinner, laundry, orchestra, pianissimo


 

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