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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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Ladybugs

The sky was exploding in delightful waves of daisies and sherbets, each wave rolling out the oppressive heat, the dots of cool ladybugs were peppering down and reflecting off the diamond eyes of the young girl and as each wave bounced away they hit the striped circle of sugar overhead and the colours slowly melted away into pots of rose-petals, ochre, yolks, grapes, buttons, ice-cream, and violets.

    TAGS:  Becky the Harlequin, harlequin, buttons, daisies, ladybugs, sherbert, violets - the flower


beckymobile :: boot

The ladybug vroomed and vroomed as she awaited her spectral princess.

    TAGS:  Becky the Harlequin, harlequin, ladybugs, princesses, vroom, spectral


Unfolding her hands gently, Rosie hoped the little ladybug had survived, but it wasn’t there and in its place was a young girl, not unlike herself, but so spindly and sparkly that she couldn’t help but laugh.

    TAGS:  Becky the Harlequin, harlequin, Rosie, ladybugs, Indiana


As the less regular Scriners rolled up to Scrine, they were perplexed to find a bevy of ladybugs, a giant number 8, bursting rainbows and a bloodied machete or two.

    TAGS:  boot - the person, ladybugs, machetes, impersonation


Explaining how she’d spent all their money on ladybug stuff was going to require some nifty work, but at the end of the day Boot didn’t care, ‘cause she had ladybugs (ladybug hats, ladybug pens, ladybug toerings, ladybug tongue-scrapers, ladybug toilet cleaners…).

    TAGS:  ladybugs, marketing, nifty


The ladybug soared over the field of little yellow flowers, the young girl laughing uncontrollably, leaving a trail of bewildered book worms in her wake.

    TAGS:  Becky the Harlequin, harlequin, book worms, ladybugs


ladybug :: boot

Some days, I’m not sure that there’s anything more beautiful.

    TAGS:  joy, red, beautiful, ladybugs


Ladybugs have never received a Nobel prize.

    TAGS:  astonishing, ladybugs, wrongdoings


More Signs :: 'mouse

I choose to take the ladybug crawling on the outside of my office window as a good omen.

    TAGS:  ladybugs, omens


 

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