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knowledge :: Keith

Sometimes when I’m sitting on the toilet, contemplating man’s nature (keeping my parts from bumping up against the inner lip of the toilet seat), I realize that I understand very little about women, the extent of my knowledge being that they sometimes grow mustaches.

    TAGS:  toilets, knowledge, gender, mustaches

The logic is infallible. :: mercuryfern

“If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, it’s got to be all these books making you so damn evil.” Mildred explained to Ursula.

    TAGS:  books, evil, knowledge

Looking at the map, he saw that the towns of Knowwhattodo and Doingit were separated by several deep chasms and one high mountain on which someone had notated, “Here be dragons.”

    TAGS:  knowledge, mythical

Minimalist Jones it is said, knew the secret of flight,
That it’d come to him, clearly, in a vision one night;
“The secret’s not flapping, nor feathers nor wings
But in knowing a few of the basic bird things.”

    TAGS:  feathers, Minimalist Jones, flight, flying, knowledge, wings, secret, visions, insight

history :: boot

The more you find out about it, the more you find out how little you knew.

    TAGS:  knowledge, history

surprise :: boot

Turns out, all along I knew some shit.

    TAGS:  knowledge, surprise


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