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Knotty Pine
Captain Ahab’s Ire :: Br. Ezra

Ahab’s relentless pursuit of evil turned the former Rotarian and restaurateur into a cruel master who limped across the warped deck of his ship cursing, “Damn you knotty pine” every time his peg leg fell off.

    TAGS:  Captain Ahab, knotty pine, Rotary Club

Flushed with excitement and smelling blood Captain Ahab hobbled across the gnarly deck of his ship shouting for the harpoon master to move aside, this would be his kill, but as he approached his peg leg wedged in a small knot; the hoary sea captain crashed to the deck with a horrific face plant shouting, “Damn you Knotty Pine, damn you Moby Dick.

    TAGS:  Captain Ahab, sea adventures, peg legs, knotty pine, harpoons, whalers, Moby Dick


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