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it’s a morning, it’s a saturday, nothing hurts and I’m off to knit socks; they will be pink!

    TAGS:  socks, knitting

Bitten :: bakerina

I’ll go to bed in half an hour, just as soon as I finish these toe decreases, she thought as she bent her head toward the nickel-plated circular needles; when she raised her head again, two hours had elapsed, and the horrid scritchy noise of the alarm clock was poised to…

    TAGS:  knitting, obsession, hobby

numbers and the human brain :: littledevilworks

The human brain never ceases to amaze me: I can remember exactly where I was at a particular moment in time, what I was wearing and what I could smell wherever I was, but I cannot simultaneously count to 7 (my stitch pattern) and to 5 (the number of zaps to the dvr remote so I skip the commercials); one or the other is always stuffed up.

    TAGS:  brain, knitting

“all i was gonna do was finish a pair of socks and then load the pics up on ravelry!” she wailed 14 hours later…

    TAGS:  socks, knitting, obsession

ldw? :: e

here’s one for you.

    TAGS:  offsite link, knitting

facing the truth :: littledevilworks

She just had to face the facts: she was just another crime-fighting knitter.

    TAGS:  knitting, crime fighter

Priorities, Part Deux :: littledevilworks

Lunch time is for knitting not for eating.

    TAGS:  knitting, priorities

The ear hair of aging men can be spun into a coarse yarn that is suitable for any knitting project that requires obstinate durability, such as horse blankets or shawls for women you dislike.

    TAGS:  aging, knitting, shawls, Keith's Guides to Everything

The fish loved their new knit scarves, but could only smile politely when the knitter asked them how they liked their mittens.

    TAGS:  knitting, fish, mittens


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