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toddler wars :: pam

Nestling saucepans were once the galactic defenders of freedom, maintaining a sense of order, until the rise of the evil Dutch Oven and its minions (the crepe pan, the double-boiler, and assorted one-gadget fighting planes); now, only one man has what it takes to defeat the scourge of the universe and bring peace – but not quiet – back to the kitchen floor.

    TAGS:  kitchens, toddlers, saucepans

“No doubt the foundation of a happy home lies very largely in the kitchen; to often have ill-cooked dinners put asunder that which God hath joined together - it is impossible to have peace in the soul while there is war in the stomach.”

    TAGS:  guest scriner, food, ladies, kitchens, Ladies Handbook, happy homes

Kitchen paranoia :: Br. Ezra

Bart was convinced that his appliances were laughing at him behind his back whenever he left the kitchen

    TAGS:  appliances, Bart, kitchens, paranoia

We’re free.

    TAGS:  offsite link, kitchens, moving, pictures


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