Scrabble's illegitimate love child

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

's notes

Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

Please Choose

Enjoy the Benefits!

  • Sentences worth shaking a stick at.

  • Bad puns and top-notch metaphors.

  • Free pancakes at participating restaurants.

Member Log In



 Remember me

Show my name in the online users list

      Lost your password?

Become a Scriner!



A password will be e-mailed to you.

Scrine Restoration

Sentences: 100% (19118)
Comments: 11%

Confessional: 100%
Scrineblog: 18.4%

boot blog: 100%
'mouse blog: 0%

Logged In


Subscribed To:

  • What? No tag subscriptions?
  • Do you require a doctor?

Swappin :: Jo

“Take my wife, please!” said the barista, and because this was the only part of the joke that Hiroshi overheard, he figured he’d just discovered yet another odd American custom.

    TAGS:  wife, jokes, misunderstandings

Henry’s Joke :: Br. Ezra

No one appreciated the irony of Henry’s joke or the logistics involved when he replaced the Statue of Liberty’s torch with a giant middle finger and turned her around facing toward France.

    TAGS:  jokes, France, subtlety, Statue of Liberty

how to ruin a joke :: You can call me, 'Sir'

“You see,” he began, “it’s the duck in this story who has the dignity, rather the human being who’s requesting the pleasure of the duck’s company behind the elm tree, because I think it goes without saying that no self-respecting duck would ever be caught dead engaging in such reprehensible behavior with anyone from Minnesota or, for that matter, any state with such a large contingent of people with Nordic ancestry.”

    TAGS:  ducks, duck - the bird, ancestry, jokes, dignity, Minnesota, Nordic

“Don’t look so serious, Mr. E, it was just a joke; the IRS doesn’t actually quarter people anymore.”

    TAGS:  jokes, draw & quarter

When the agent asked Mr. E the joke about how many IRS agents it took to kick out the stool from beneath his feet, he asked, “Don’t you mean my butt?;” but then when he saw the agent tying the noose, the joke made perfect sense and he guessed, “Ummm, none, you make me do it myself?”

    TAGS:  jokes, noose

“Other one-liners in Philogelos may baffle a modern audience, such as a series of jokes about a lettuce, which only make sense in light of the ancient belief it was an aphrodisiac.”

    TAGS:  guest scriner, aphrodisiacs, offsite link, jokes, comedy, lettuce

Because if it had four, then it would be a sedan.

    TAGS:  chickens, bad jokes, jokes, coops, sedans

Fools Day :: Keith

Keep in mind that all the best ideas in the world were once nothing more than practical jokes.

    TAGS:  jokes, good ideas


Copyright @ 2005 - 2017

145 queries in 2.0072 seconds