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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


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• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



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• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


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Jocko Homo Heavenbound

The T-Rex was a docile creature in the age before the fall of man – it lived side by side in the garden with Adam and Eve munching on succulent greens and, if you tickled his belly just right, would give Cain and Abel piggyback rides, but that all changed the day Eve got raped by a talking snake and ate the apple, and while the first family hid from their maker in the mangroves the mighty T-Rex decided it was fucking tired of eating salad all the time.

    TAGS:  dinosaurs, jocko homo heavenbound, salad, The Garden of Eden


 

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