Scrine ~ one part truth, two parts made up truth

What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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fortune :: Keith

Enjoy jealous love while it lasts, because it won’t.

    TAGS:  fortune, jealousy

I See :: Snow

"I got fired because my supervisor was jealous," Chad told her as he sat down with a big sigh.

"Jealous?" she repeated incredulously.  "Why?  He made more than you and worked…

    TAGS:  work, jealousy, fired, supervisor

squashed :: boot

Are potatoes ever jealous of the fancy vegetables they nestle next to in the fruit and vegetable stands?

    TAGS:  jealousy, potatoes, ordinary

jealousy :: boot

Jealousy comes in all forms, but none more surprising than finding out that someone out there owns a Scooby Doo lunch pail (and you don’t).

    TAGS:  frivolous, jealousy, yearn

It always makes J. Edgar Hoover’s ghost really mad when I pretend at dinner to offer Melvin Purvis the last of the mashed potatoes.

    TAGS:  FBI, history, jealousy, Melvin Purvis

I know that J. Edgar Hoover’s ghost is still really jealous of Melvin Purvis, so sometimes I’ll say, “Hey, you remember that time Melvin shot down Dillinger after calling out, “Stick ‘em up, Johnny” and the papers couldn’t shut up about how great Melvin was?, well, I was wondering if since your name is also Johnny, if you found that ironic or uncomfortable in any way.”

    TAGS:  ghosts, loose history, FBI, history, jealousy, J. Edgar Hoover, John Dillinger, Melvin Purvis

“There is no feeling named after me,” Sally pouted to the others, “but I don’t care so much, not as long as I don’t have ugly blistery feet like someone in the room.”

    TAGS:  feet, blistery, jealousy, Sally, old names for new games, pouting


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