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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Many fine examples of semicolon abuse.

  • Every sentence backed by solid science.

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Damn it, what’s my problem?

    TAGS:  introspection

For someone :: pam

so unflaggingly introspective, thought Muriel, I don’t understand myself one damn bit.

    TAGS:  Muriel, introspection

For someone so unflaggingly introspective, thought the computer, I don’t understand myself one damn bit.

    TAGS:  computers, introspection

“I can’t keep up with this Scrine nonsense,” complained Osmond W. Blackburn, “when some days, everyone is all heavy into introspection, but the next day, ooh! they suddenly get whimsical and start making scrines about chickens!”

    TAGS:  chickens, scrine idiosyncrasies, chicken - the bird, introspection, whimsy, Osmond W Blackburn

On Saturday nights Peter’s soul would put on comfortable shoes and wander the empty halls, dancing to music no one would ever hear.

    TAGS:  shoes, dancing, comfort, introspection, souls

“Introspection was not a word” said Professor Jaaak from deep within his cable pit, “and one day I’ll prove it to the world.”

    TAGS:  introspection, inside voice, loss of dignity

Being Me :: Keith

If I think about it, being me is enough.

    TAGS:  introspection, self-worth


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