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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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  • Many fine examples of semicolon abuse.

  • Free pancakes at participating restaurants.

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Lament 2010 :: 'mouse

Oh, Google Chrome, I know you know everything about me, but really, you do you really need to go laying it out for all to see with thumbnails of my most frequently visited and my recently closed sites?

    TAGS:  interwebthingie

Any place that can tell you how many gallons of gasoline in a T-rex (~400) is okay by me.

    TAGS:  dinosaurs, gasoline, fuel, interwebthingie

According to various sources on the interwebthingie, a Boeing 747 air-freighter consumes approximately 90 T-rex's on its flight from Beijing to San Francisco, thus, multiplying my new laptop computer's package weight by the appropriate operands and factors, its carbon dinosaur footprint is roughly $4 worth of liquified and compressed T-rex juice, or less than 1/400th of a dinosaur; isn't the modern world great?

    TAGS:  dinosaurs, interwebthingie, carbon footprint

Moooo :: 'mouse

An interesting corollary to the Scrines below: You can purchase what's left of an entire, well-aged T-rex for approximately half the cost of a nice quality Angus steer, on-the-hoof.

    TAGS:  dinosaurs, beef, gasoline, interwebthingie, moooo


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