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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



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• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


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• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



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A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



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Interview

It probably goes without saying but it is never a good idea to apply for a job on-line until you have your morning coffee - one might think he is applying for a position as an intimate educator - because you may not carefully read all of the necessary requirements and will find yourself quite surprised by the cavity search when you show up for the interview.

    TAGS:  coffee, cavity search, interview


As I polished away at my resume, I realized that it was beginning to take on aspects of a Rufus and Schuster story, and that should I ever end up at an interview, I would have to try my hardest not to smile insanely.

    TAGS:  Rufus & Schuster, smiles, resumes, insanity, interview


But Just A Drop :: OhNo789

Temp Agencies can be the scariest places sometimes, but often you may find on a desk of that sterile, off-white place there might be a drop of happy, pink, strawberry ice cream, having dripped to its current location from the jowls of the foreboding “The [sic.] Man.”

    TAGS:  ice cream, interview, temp agencies, The Man


 

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