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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



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Insanity

“Ha!” I said to the humorless, somewhat jumpy doctor as I glanced at a label on one of the drawers that said Alligator Forceps, “this must be where the alligators give birth!”

    TAGS:  alligators, ER, insanity


As I polished away at my resume, I realized that it was beginning to take on aspects of a Rufus and Schuster story, and that should I ever end up at an interview, I would have to try my hardest not to smile insanely.

    TAGS:  Rufus & Schuster, smiles, resumes, insanity, interview


Tammy hoped that if she ever ended up in a state that involved walking around town speaking random phrases out loud, she hoped she would at least have enough sense left to wear earphones (plugged in or no).

    TAGS:  planning, hopeful, insanity


 

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