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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.


What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.



Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.


What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.



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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

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Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."



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Inexplicable

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    TAGS:  sayings, shoes, inexplicable


As young Rosie realised that the corners of her mouth had been turned up for some time, she realised she didn’t know why, but nor did she care.

    TAGS:  happiness, inexplicable, smiling


The little grey mouse felt his whiskers twitch unexpectedly and he smiled in an inexpickable way.

    TAGS:  mouse, happiness, inexplicable, whiskers


Why do you need to look up the word ‘dictionary’ in a dictionary?

    TAGS:  words, inexplicable


A Miracle! :: Jo

Overweight, commitment-phobic George found himself somehow the object of all the ladies’ attention after his simple trip through the park, where inexplicably bees swarmed around him and the scent of lavender permeated his hair.

    TAGS:  inexplicable, lavender, overweight


I do hope one day that my life will make as interesting a read as some of the living books on offer, but, more so, I look forward to seeing how I explain the big rusty Scrine-bird.

    TAGS:  books, people, life, inexplicable


Like Billy, Jonathan also came unstuck in time, only for him it happen while checking his bare watch face, gleaming with a sort of knowledgeable malice, or while catching the eye of the dark, broody oven digital, leading him to inexplicably (inexplicable to his friends at least) show up sometimes hours before or after something started in a grand rush, but, luckily, never more than twelve.

    TAGS:  time, inexplicable


 

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