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Imaginary Friends

It would be handy, when I’m about to leave the computer, if I could leave my presence in the hands of one of my imaginary others, if only to find out what they’d do in my absence.

    TAGS:  imaginary friends


Einstein’s post modern theories of God did not impress Schrodinger’s cat, who being a secular humanist, found praying to God akin to a child talking to his imaginary friend (not unlike a certain physicists tendency to talk his cat) and the cagey feline felt this was a big waste of time when you could spend time in more useful pursuits such as licking yourself in some nice sunny spot on the carpet.

    TAGS:  Einstein, imaginary friends, Schrodinger's cat


The Morning After :: Br. Ezra

Chad’s hope that he had finally met a perfectly normal girl dissolved when her imaginary friend Katherine told him he should burn his gay little shirt or come out of the closet.

    TAGS:  imaginary friends, gay little man shirts, imaginary bitches.com


 

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