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idiot :: Keith

You’re not an idiot if you stand in front of a clothes dryer, pushing the button over and over, swearing at it for not working, and you’re not even an idiot if you finally look down and realize you haven’t closed the door; on the other hand, you are if you admit it.

    TAGS:  confessions, idiots

At Work :: microkat

When it rains it pours also goes for idiots; they just keep coming like an idiot storm.

    TAGS:  sayings, idiots

As she watched Mayo holdup the convenience store through her binoculars, hidden in her A-1 Steakout location, she chuckled; she relished catching these idiots in the act.

    TAGS:  Spice Cops, binoculars, idiots

A gyroscope ladder would never tip over, reducing the number of idiots hurt each year.

    TAGS:  accidents, ladders, idiots, Keith's Guides to Everything

If I could get through just one day without having to deal with ignorance or stupidity, I'd be happy, but I doubt that will ever happen while my law license is active.

    TAGS:  Aaargh, lawyers, idiots


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