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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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“Now serving 002” ...but I’m the only person here… “BING” ...are there dwarfs hiding somewhere… “Now serving 002” ...there’s no one else in the queue… “BING” ...there isn’t anyone standing at the service windows… “Now serving 002” ...there are 10 empty service windows… “BING” ...there isn’t anyone else here… “Now serving 002” ...I’m the only one… “BING” ...I’‘M THE ONLY ONE HERE!

    TAGS:  Miss Jane, bing, ire, queues, queue rage, idiocy

I’ve just been reading my bankrupt friend’s letters and while I always knew there was someone behind all of this, little did I think it would be someone so infernally polite.

    TAGS:  idiocy, infernal, polite


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