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MasterCard Outrage :: Br. Ezra

A cold stabbing fear pierced my heart when I learned that the reason my debit card declined is some asshole in Florida has been using it fraudulently; I have never been to Florida and my card is never out of my could this outrage have happened?

    TAGS:  Florida, identity theft, Br. Ezra's Mastercard dilema

Jan van de Boer handed me a beer and told me to chill as he knew things would work out in the end but, being a belligerent mix of Irish, German and Portuguese, I wanted to grab a pair of garden sheers and perform a manicure on the hands that violated me; Van de Boer tsked, tsked me sadly saying visiting violence on an enemy never solved a problem but I disagreed and after kicking Jan in the nuts I found that I felt positively giddy.

    TAGS:  Jan van de Boer, Br. Ezra, identity theft, Br. Ezra's Mastercard dilema


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