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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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ITunes

Gerry discovered, much to his surprise, that if you distractedly type “ABBA” into your iTunes jukebox search field, crank up “Dancing Queen” to ear-shattering volumes, and sing merrily along, the next song which comes up on random play is not “Mamma Mia” or “Chiquitita” but is instead “War Pigs” by Black Sabbath.

    TAGS:  ABBA, iTunes


So much worse :: 'mouse

Your life could be worse—it could be your iTunes jukebox playing “Muskrat Love.”

    TAGS:  songs, captain, iTunes, muskrat, tenille


Once again, iTunes has belied the odds and not only delivered me a fourth Outkast song on four straight days, this time it did so three songs after I’d just written an email complaining about the first three.

    TAGS:  iTunes


Nice to see “CPU Usage” up at 80-90% for hours on end today, even if it is just the computer re-building the iTunes library.

    TAGS:  iTunes


 

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