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IPods
ipod :: 'mouse

I knew we were on the cusp of something new and special when my two kids insisted on learning sign language and going to a school for deaf kids so they’d never have to take off their ipods, ever.

    TAGS:  children, iPods, sign language


I dreamed that someone erased my iPod, to my complete and utter horror.

    TAGS:  iPods


Maybe next year :: 'mouse

Every year I ask Santa for the same thing—a 1TB iPod with 8-hour battery life for under $200—and he never delivers.

    TAGS:  iPods, Santa Claus


I wish Jesus would come back so I could see him getting his groove on in an iPod commercial.

    TAGS:  Jesus, iPods, marketing


With sunshine on her shoulder, the Monkees on her her iPod and a springtime bounce in her step, Olivia decided it was a fine day to call in “sick” and skip work.

    TAGS:  music, Spring, sunshine, iPods, Monkees


His Nano hung around his neck whenever he went out, a talisman against silence, instructions etched in tiny print into the white plastic: “In case of emergency, administer Radiohead.”

    TAGS:  music, iPods, talisman, Radiohead


 

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