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What is Scrine?

• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

Who can play?

• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

What about privacy?

• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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Use this space for notes and reminders to yourself.

This is a private space. Only you will see your notes.

Expiration date is not required, only if you want the note to magically disappear.

A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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hypocrisy :: boot

The Hippocratic oath sounds a lofty ideal, until you actually read it.

    TAGS:  hypocrisy, ideals, hippocratic oath, oaths

Every year, Jared decried the crassness and commercialism of Valentine’s Day to everyone he knew except his own wife, to whom he delivered the requisite candy and flowers with an insincere smile and a flourish; for whatever reason, he never knew that he need not have bothered, because the one thing Jared’s wife always decried was hypocrisy.

    TAGS:  commercialism, hypocrisy, insincerity, Valentine's Day

Thank god :: 'mouse

"You're not a Christian so I'm not even going to talk to you," she said, and all I could think was, "Thank God!"

    TAGS:  god, hypocrisy

Orgies-R (not)-Us :: 'mouse

Tired of hearing all talk and no action, Jose sent his many friends who liked to say "how come no one ever actually has orgies - we should have an orgy" an invitation with a specific time, date and location he had arranged, with only one rule, if you attend you participate... and everyone suddenly found they had other commitments that night.

    TAGS:  hypocrisy, orgy


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