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• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

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How long do you think it would be before they locked me away for not showering?

    TAGS:  hygiene, filthy, showering

A Mystery! :: Jo

What IS this weird stuff under my nails; where have my hands been?

    TAGS:  hygiene

Turns out toenails look extra ugly when you forget to trim them.

    TAGS:  hygiene, toenails, turns out

Last night as I watched an ad reminding people to cover their mouths when they cough, I wondered “Who on Earth is this for?” until I ended up sitting next to a woman and her 12 year old son who apparently had not only a cold, but a religious obligation to sneeze on the nearest Jew, being me, without covering his mouth.

    TAGS:  colds, manners, hygiene, the dark ages

Henry knew he should brush his teeth more often, the same way he knew he shouldn’t steal or drink beer or fantasize about his wife’s sister, but life was short, he reminded himself, too short to even contemplate a world where a sister-in-law wasn’t turned on by a fat man with bad breath.

    TAGS:  Henry, bad breath, secrets, hygiene, sister-in-law, questionable thoughts

clean schmean :: 'mouse

The problem with clean clothes is that they just get dirty again, mused Joey as he pulled on his stained jeans and sneered at the long-neglected washing machine.

    TAGS:  hygiene


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