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Humping

Rufus says he’s glad he’s not a dog, but my friend Schuster told him he’s wrong, because given the 7 to 1 time ratio, if he could get away with humping the neighbor’s leg for only ten seconds, it’d be like having sex with her for more than a full minute; this was a perspective, Rufus admitted, that he hadn’t considered.

    TAGS:  aging, sex, Rufus & Schuster, Schuster, Rufus, dog years, humping


Yoko’s Leg :: Keith

One of the many differences between my dog and John Lennon is that my dog says he would never hump Yoko’s leg.

    TAGS:  dogs, humping, Yoko Ono, John Lennon


You may wonder why I tolerate my religiously fastidious neighbor Jerry who diligently tries to save my soul every morning, but I can’t help feeling a modicum of affection and neighborly good cheer toward a guy who brings coffee and muffins to my front door every morning and then sits quietly as I regale him with tales of humping Mormon missionaries and banging every Jehovah’s Witness that comes knocking on my door – you just got to a love a guy like that!

    TAGS:  coffee, muffins, humping, Mormon missionaries


 

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