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• Scrine is the home of lost, forgotten, and lonely sentences.

What are the rules?

• Play nice. Be kind. Post only single sentences.

• Scrine gives everyone plenty of rope to play with, but reminds everyone that even the longest rope is capable of hanging a person.

• Censorship is ugly, but still not the ugliest bird in the sky. Happily, this has never been necessary.

• The appropriateness of all sentences will remain the sole discretion of Scrine's tender.

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• Anyone. Reading along costs nothing but time.

• Membership is required to post your own sentences. Joining is quick and painless.

• With membership comes the unique privilege of calling yourself a Scriner.

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• Your information will never be sold, given away, shared, or even traded for an unimaginably delicious slice of pie.

• The above sentence may be the only sentence on this site that is 100% true.

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A great place to keep your fantastic ideas, like, "Hey! I need to write more sentences about crickets and English gentlemen with unruly beards."

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With the end of the world drawing near, Keith gathered around him one person from every known and imagined occupation with the hope that somehow, trapped within the many words of the chosen ones, he might find some truth, some secret or microcosmic key that would divert the inevitable and save humanity once and for all; “Or,” he would later write in his memoirs, “we could use the time to discuss ducks and try to reinvent butt jokes, which, it turns out, is much easier than saving the world.”

    TAGS:  butt jokes, humanity, End of the World

human :: boot

All the touch, all the beauty, all the hardships - rough, smooth, spiky, you name it - all felt through these two hands.

    TAGS:  senses, life, hands, humanity

coffee epiphany :: boot

Bakerina’s right - people are awesome.

    TAGS:  coffee, people, humanity


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