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The Zombine :: Keith

One of Eli Whitney’s earliest inventions, the zombine, a horse-drawn, combine-type machine capable of finding and killing zombies, quickly became obsolete due to its history of frequent breakdowns while in service—i.e., the zombies kept eating the horses.

    TAGS:  zombies, inventions, horses, Eli Whitney, zombine

A nun walked into a bar with a duck tucked underneath her arm, she saddled up to the bar and nodded at the horse trying to look nonchalant while tossing back rye shots and smoking a Swisher Sweet.

    TAGS:  ducks, duck - the bird, bar jokes, horses, nuns, Swisher Sweets

the wild west :: Br. Ezra

Ira Goldman, the wild west’s first gynecologist, rode into town on a horse with funny stirrups.

    TAGS:  animals, horses, gynecology, wild west, stirrups

Trust me, the bloated belly of a dead horse isn’t as bouncy as you might think.

    TAGS:  horses, ribald

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him buy a quality timepiece at a discount price just by spamming his email account, and you certainly can’t make him click on a link that promises a bigger penis because, well, for starters, horses are smarter than that, and secondly, he’s a horse, if you know what I mean.

    TAGS:  spam, horses, penis

The God of War :: Spartacus

Cratos went flying through the air, attached to blades which were severed into the claws of a water horse, which Posiden was riding.

    TAGS:  water, god, war, destiny, blades, mythology, cratos, horses, Greek, Poseidon


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